TV Dinners

(Frank Beard / Billy Gibbons / Dusty Hill)

TV dinners… there’s nothin’ else to eat
TV dinners… they really can’t be beat
I like ’em frozen, but you understand
I throw ’em in and ‘wave ’em and I’m a brand new man

Oh, yeah…

TV dinners… they’re goin’ to my head
TV dinners… my skin is turning red
Twenty-year-old turkey in a thirty-year-old tin
I can’t wait ’til tomorrow to thaw one out again

Oh, yeah…

In the night, oh my
And they sure look fine

TV dinners… feelin’ kinda rough
TV dinners… this one’s kinda tough
I like the enchiladas and the teriyaki, too
I even like the chicken…if the sauce is not too blue

In the night, oh, my
And they sure look fine