TV Dinners
(Frank Beard / Billy Gibbons / Dusty Hill)
TV dinners… there’s nothin’ else to eat
TV dinners… they really can’t be beat
I like ’em frozen, but you understand
I throw ’em in and ‘wave ’em and I’m a brand new man
Oh, yeah…
TV dinners… they’re goin’ to my head
TV dinners… my skin is turning red
Twenty-year-old turkey in a thirty-year-old tin
I can’t wait ’til tomorrow to thaw one out again
Oh, yeah…
In the night, oh my
And they sure look fine
TV dinners… feelin’ kinda rough
TV dinners… this one’s kinda tough
I like the enchiladas and the teriyaki, too
I even like the chicken…if the sauce is not too blue
In the night, oh, my
And they sure look fine